Muscle Joke: Spiderman

We were wondering what would happen to Spiderman's powers in a desert or at the sea. He will not have any building or structure to stick his web to. And so he will not be powerful!!! What do you say?? :-)

Muscle Joke: Gopal

This muscle joke is not from me. It's from V...


Q: Which state does Gopal belong to?
A: Liquid state!


I am not responsible for the effects of this joke!!! :-)

For readers who are not conversant with Indian languages, Gopal is a male name and one of the interpretations of the name is Cow's milk (Go means Cow, Pal means Milk)

Muscle Joke: Antakshari...

It's exercise time again! Here's another Muscle Joke...

While we were playing Antakshari at home, one of my friends sang the same song again. When we objected to it, he said, “This is the male version of the song!!!” And later, after a couple of rounds of the game, he sang the same song again. This time he explained, “It is not the same song. It is the remix version of the song!”

Happy Exercising! Hee Hee Hee!

Muscle Joke: Solidified Liquid!

It's been ages since we exercised our muscles!!! :)


Here is a muscle joke from one of our Mastimakerz..!


Q: Tell me something that is liquid when cold and solid when hot?
A: Dosa!!! (Indian Pancakes!)


So, how many of your muscles moved this time?? ;-)

Muscle Joke: Counterfeit Change

Conversation between two foreigners in India
Foreigner-1: Do you have change for this 250-rupee note?
Foreigner-2: I wish I could help you. I have only three 75-rupee notes with me!

Did you have enough muscle exercise for today? :D

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Muscle Joke: Pongal?Puri?

Personally, this is one of my favorite jokes.

 

Q: What is the difference between Pongal and Puri?

A: We get holiday for Pongal but not for Puri!!! :)

 

But when I was asked this riddle, I gave a new answer: 'We can go to Puri but not to Pongal!' :)

 

For readers who are new to India and Indian culture: Pongal is the name of festival in India. Puri is name of a food preparation and also it is the place where the Jagannath Temple is, in India.

Muscle Joke: English

A Suppandi bumped into an American. The American started conversing with him in English and Suppandi did not understand anything. He said: "I no English.. I no English..." To which the American replied, "Oh! Good then..." and continued to converse in English.



'no' and 'know' are homophones... English is really weird! :)

This joke is from Babji mama... and it exercised around 9.5 muscles of my face! How about you? :D

Muscle Joke: Intro

What is a Muscle Joke?

It is a joke which causes minimum muscles on our face to move. When we smile a lot of muscles on our face get exercised. But with a muscle joke, only 1 or 2 muscles get moved!!! We can say, it is worse than a PJ(Poor Joke)

Our Mastimakerz were the ones to coin this term:'Muscle Joke' and most of our jokes belong to this category. From now on we will have muscles jokes on our blog to entertain/exercise the individual muscles of our readers!!! :)

To start with here's a muscle joke:

Husband: Aise beech main chod ke gaye to kaise???
Wife: Hyd mein beach kahan hai ji??? :)


The above joke is in Hindi and for readers who are not familiar with Hindi, let me explain. 'beech' in Hindi means 'middle'.

Husband: Aise beech main chod ke gaye to kaise??? (How can you leave me in the middle(beech) like this?)
Wife: Hyd mein beach kahan hai ji??? :) (Where do we have beach in Hyderabad?)

I know... The jokes are pathetic and are perfect to be buried... But I can't help publishing them! :D